There is a radio station in my hometown that my family and I enjoy listening to sometimes. It’s got a positive ethos and avoids crude humor. Unfortunately, I often find the DJ banter a bit boring to listen to, as if they don’t really know how to engage in interesting or humorous discussion without becoming rude or unpleasant. It’s not the worst radio station in the world, not by a long shot. But listening to it recently inspired me to think of the most boring radio spot I could come up with.
I imagine using it someday in the background of some film, but until then I decided I liked the notion enough to put together this little audio clip, to highlight what I had in mind. It’s not perfectly done, but it gives you the idea.